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  • The Doctor 11:50 pm on October 16, 2012 Permalink |  

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  • The Doctor 11:30 pm on June 6, 2012 Permalink |  

     
  • The Doctor 12:42 pm on June 1, 2012 Permalink |  

    HAY GAIZ IT’S NESSA
    JUST SAYIN HI
    FROM LIZZIE’S COMPUTER
    SO
    UM
    WELL
    SUP GAIZ :D

     
  • The Doctor 12:05 pm on April 18, 2012 Permalink |  

     
  • The Doctor 12:11 pm on March 26, 2012 Permalink |  

    IT’S A
    NICE DAY FOR A
    WHITE WEDDING

     
  • The Doctor 1:42 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    So long, farewell, Au’voir, auf wiedersehen,
    I’d like to stay and taste my first champagne
    So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, goodbye,
    I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye,
    Good bye

    I’m glad to go,
    I cannot tell a lie.
    I flit, I float,
    I fleetly flee, I fly.

    The sun has gone to bed and so must I
    So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye,
    Goodbye,
    Goodbye,
    Goodbye!

    Seriously, though. Goodbye.

     
  • The Doctor 1:41 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    There’s a sad sort of clanging
    From the clock in the hall
    And the bells in the steeple too,
    And up in the nurs’ry an absurd little bird
    Is popping out to say “coocoo”.

    Regretfully they tell us,
    But firmly they compel us
    To say goodby to you.

    So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, good night,
    I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.
    So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, adieu,
    Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.

     
  • The Doctor 1:38 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    Well, I think it’s time for me to go.
    I have to go figure out something for me to do
    that doesn’t involve mindlessly typing things onto the internets and desperately hoping that the world hasn’t ended and the internets are empty.
    I probably shouldn’t’ve even opened my laptop today.
    But I simply had to know what part of speech the word ‘what’ technically is.
    I was dead set on it being an adverd.
    But it turns out it’s also a pronoun.
    Which is stupid.
    Because it’s not my original opinion
    and as we all know
    only my opinion is the correct opinion because all of my opinions are right.
    Always.

     
  • The Doctor 1:33 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    You got me.
    I shouldn’t have even tried to lie.
    I feel like we should be able to contract ‘shouldn’t’ and ‘have’ into an even more contracty contraction.
    Shouldn’t’ve.
    There.
    I think it works.
    Well then we’d have to be able to separate it out into three words again in any order of contraction.
    Shouldn’t
    Not’ve.
    Yes.
    I just created two new completely legitimate, not at all contrived contractions.
    They definitely don’t serve any secret purpose of mine.
    They’re completely real.
    Not at all imaginary.

     
  • The Doctor 1:29 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    Okay, they’re my parents.

     
  • The Doctor 1:29 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    Nope.
    Definitely not my parents.

     
  • The Doctor 1:28 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    They’re not my parents.

     
  • The Doctor 1:28 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    You know who those people are?

     
  • The Doctor 1:28 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    With people.

     
  • The Doctor 1:28 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    So I’m going hiking tomorrow.

     
  • The Doctor 1:27 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    IT’S SO GOOD.

     
  • The Doctor 1:26 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    Seriously.
    Have you been there?

     
  • The Doctor 1:26 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    I seriously love that place.

     
  • The Doctor 1:26 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    SO GOOD.

     
  • The Doctor 1:25 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    IT WAS SO GOOD.

     
  • The Doctor 1:25 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    Went to Grimaldi’s.

     
  • The Doctor 1:25 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    We went out for pizza yesterday.

     
  • The Doctor 1:24 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    I like hats. Hats are nice. They look nice. I like them.

     
  • The Doctor 1:23 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    Anyway, I was relatively miserable yesterday. In fact, I was kind of freaking out. A situation in which you, sir, were not very helpful. But on the other hand, doughnuts!

     
  • The Doctor 1:21 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    Stupid spelling. I mean, they’re made out of dough, not ‘do.’
    That doesn’t even make sense.

     
  • The Doctor 1:19 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    Me? I’m sitting on my sofa eating doughnuts.
    Or, as they seem to think, ‘donettes.’

     
  • The Doctor 1:18 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    And that’s just never pleasant.

     
  • The Doctor 1:17 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    You’re probably miserable.
    I like camping, but you’re probably being attacked by a constipated hippopotamus.

     
  • The Doctor 1:14 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    You’re camping!

     
  • The Doctor 1:13 pm on March 23, 2012 Permalink |  

    hah, just kidding. You can’t answer me:]

     
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