Things Eliza Says Said

Also known as HOW DID I FORGET THAT THIS WAS IN MY DRAFTS FOLDER YOU GUYS

I’m gonna get a tattoo of your face on my face.

I will force choke you with my dick.

Juan does not simply walk into Arizona!

Why so Syria?
(Mathews) What?
Nothing…

Imagine if you could have sex in Portal…

I honestly don’t know how we managed to graduate.