Things I don’t understand:

  • fake pockets
  • buttons that don’t button anything
  • buttons on pockets
  • why men’s shorts have so many pockets
  • why men’s shorts pockets are usually velcroed shut
  • why people don’t just do their own stupid laundry
  • why we tag pants upside down and shorts upside up
  • why we call it “dry cleaning” when it’s actually…not…dry.
  • Spanish

In other news, I started training today and got paperwork and a time card. It was obvious to everyone that I’m very very much an introvert, so they made me take all 30 customers that came in between 8:30 and 11:30. Apparently it’s good practice.

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