Hodel! Oh, Hodel!
Have I made a match for you!
He’s handsome, he’s young!
…Alright, he’s 62.
But he’s a nice man, a good catch, true?

I promise you’ll be happy,
And even if you’re not,
There’s more to life than that…Don’t ask me what.

Chava! I found him!
Won’t you be a lucky bride!
He’s handsome, he’s tall,
…That is, from side to side.
But he’s a nice man, a good catch, right?

You heard he has a temper.
He’ll beat you every night,
But only when he’s sober,
So you’re alright!

Reasons I love Fiddler on the Roof: this song. It is simply the best thing ever.