Reason #65476453468764 that I still go on tumblr

OP: Just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up. i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of a delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT

Commenter 1: The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg
C2: LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses
C3: WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
IS THAT A GATE TO HELL

C4:

Yes.

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