“Hey mom, when we get me allergy tested, can I do an asthma test too?”
“Because a lot of people with allergies have asthma to an extent, so I just want to be sure.”
“Okay. I can tell you right now, you’re not…”
“Yeah, that’s what you said when she was gonna give me an emergency inhaler because I can’t breathe after jogging a quarter mile.”
I swear, if I have asthma that’s been driving me up the wall for the last year, I’m going to be so pissed at my mother.