Weeeeeeeeeeell, this is just fantastic.
FAN.
FUCKING.
TASTIC.
My own parents just threatened me.
“Stop these horrible habits or we can’t let you live here anymore.”
Where would they send me? What would they do to me?
I don’t drink. I don’t do drugs. I’m not out till 2AM every night getting high and fucking people I don’t know.
I drink tea.
When I smoke, I go for a long walk and take a shower afterwards. I may have some bad habits, but at least I’m considerate about it. But I don’t care enough about living here to stop drinking tea and smoking one cigarette a month. For God’s sakes. Send me out! Cast out the sinner and watch her prosper where you thought she would rot. Get the fuck out of my life. I didn’t ask for you to push your way in.