Part of going to college is singles ward. And I am seriously thinking that I’m gonna have to introduce myself saying “I’m Vanessa. I have a boyfriend. Do you like bow ties?” Or something like that. Is your head bigger on the inside? What do you think about Play-Doh? Can you say the alphabet backwards in less than two minutes? Can you play the didgeridoo? What about riding a unicycle or jumping rope sideways, like a crab? Yes, you took calculus in school, but do you know how to cut an apple into nine equal pieces? CAN YOU MAKE 8-BIT ART ON A WALL WITH STICKY NOTES? THESE ARE IMPORTANT THINGS, GUYS