Things I hate:

  • ungrateful children
  • especially when they’re related to me
  • and I work harder for their party than they do
  • and I’m stiff and sore and still kinda sicky
  • and they still ask me to do stuff
  • and they have the gall to say “you don’t seem very excited for my party”
  • as i writhe in pain on the floor

NO SHIT I’M NOT EXCITED I GET TO SPEND FOUR HOURS IN A HOUSE WITH FIVE FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD FEMALE MEMBERS OF MY SPECIES DX

Even more irritating: this same thing happens every year

Advertisements