You got me.
I shouldn’t have even tried to lie.
I feel like we should be able to contract ‘shouldn’t’ and ‘have’ into an even more contracty contraction.
Shouldn’t’ve.
There.
I think it works.
Well then we’d have to be able to separate it out into three words again in any order of contraction.
Shouldn’t
Not’ve.
Yes.
I just created two new completely legitimate, not at all contrived contractions.
They definitely don’t serve any secret purpose of mine.
They’re completely real.
Not at all imaginary.

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